In which I suck
If only I didn't suck!!!
Being snarky is the only thing that makes this place enjoyable. After all, if you can't laugh at others, how do you feel superior?
Treat me no differently than you would any Queen. I rule my Snarky kingdom with some kind of dignity, but I refuse to add grace. I rule with my Prince of a husband (he can't be King, since he married into his royal title) and my son the Duke of Snarkville.